Sunday, March 03, 2019

The girl of my dreams

     I got this email this evening. Sounds like a keeper.



Nice to write you this message and have a good day. Very good that 
we able to begin this conversation with this type of internet,
it is very new and interesting for me. And if you'll have an interest 
in me.  you are single and serious man, and you looks for a woman who 
save you from the horror of loneliness? And hope I'm not mistake and 
likewise looking for half in life who will save me from same.
And my name is Alina. I would like to hear more about you and I would
tell, much more about myself.
I hope that our plans are similar and so we can start our dialogue on
this beautifulnote. I heard that the Internet, here, a lot of men who
wants only nude pictures,but I hope you aren't such a person and wont
impair our relations by such things.
Hopefully we will start this connect. I want to speak with man who have
 serious life intentions, knows how to do it, hard work and wait for the
 changes. My country named Azerbaijan.

Friday, March 01, 2019

Most Clumsy Nigerian Scam Extant

Dear Friend.

I am Mr. Godwin Emefiele, the current executive governor 
of the Central Bank of Nigeria
(CBN).

I write to inform you that an unpaid contract payment file 
worth Seventy Seven Million Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars
 ($77.500.000.00) only was recently discovered from the auditing exercise
 to close the fiscal year of 2018.

With my position as the Central Bank Governor it was easy for me 
to move the fund to a secure  bank account in Europe which will be
disclose to you upon your interest.

This transaction is bank to bank wire transfer to any nominated bank 
account of your choice.

Kindly supply me with your details as listed below as to enable 
me prepared the documentation of the transaction for the release
of the fund via Europe bank.

 
    Your Formal Name
    Your Direct Contact Address
    Your Bank Name & Address
    Account Number,
    Routing Number,
    Swift Code
    Your Private Telephone Numbers.

I will personally furnish you with steps assigned for this payment
inline with the European banking system.

For the confidentiality of this transaction all contacts should be
directed to my private email address (godwin_emefiele122@hotmail.com)
as to avoid expossing this transaction.
Sincerely
Mr. Godwin Emefiele.
Excutive Governor Central Bank (CBN).

Saturday, February 16, 2019

Foxes and Fossils

     It shouldn't be difficult to tell who is who in this group. I was messing around on YouTube, stumbled over them, and gave them a listen. I was quite impressed. I hope you are, too.

Thursday, November 08, 2018

Trapped Like a Rat

The following message arrived in my e-mail's inbox tonight. At first I thought it was a real problem, but they gave themselves away when they mentioned my web camera (I don't have one), and my flogging the bishop in front of the screen, which I've never done, I knew it was crap. Good day, my victim. I know your password - xxxxxxx That is my last warning. I write you inasmuch as I set a trojan online site with pornography that you have visited. My trojan grabbed all your personal data and switched on your web cam which caught the process of your masturbation. Just after that trojan stored your contact list. I will remove the compromising video and all the information if you pay me 600 USD in bitcoin. That is wallet address for payment : 1HqUTGvbvDWCSTFDdYtPVviPW2iF8HsNUc (you can google on "how to buy bitcoin") I give you 24 hours when you view my message for making the payment. When you see the email I'll know it right away. It's not necessary to inform me that you have sent money to me. That address is linked to you, my script will remove every thing immediately after payment confirmation. You can visit the authorities but no body can not help you. In the event that you attempt to cheat me, I'll notice it straight away! I do not live in your country. So nobody can not monitor my location even for 9 months. Don't neglect the disgrace. Your life can be ruined.

Wednesday, September 05, 2018

I'm Rich!

I just got this e-mail. Hot dog! I wonder what the poor people are doing today, heh-heh-heh? United Nations Liaison Office Palais des Nations, 1211 Geneva Switzerland Email: info.un@swissmail.com +41 22 987 12 30 Attn! Our 2018 Beneficiary The United Nations in cooperation with World Bank have agreed to compensate you with the sum of One Million Two Hundred Thousand US Dollars ($1.2M) after your name and email was submitted by the Internet International Monitoring Group during the UNCC Conference Meeting which was held this 20/08/2018 edition with UN Secretary General António Guterres in Geneva Switzerland. This payment Program is organized for charity organization/Scam victims and development. Your name appeared among the beneficiaries who will receive the sum of $1.2USD, Credited to Online Bank ATM Card account that was set up for you in the Bank and it has been approved for immediate delivery to you. Your urgent response to this email will help facilitate the onward delivery of your ATM card to you, Contact Delivery officer Mr. Larry Wayne E-mail ( wayne.larry396@gmail.com ) Phone +229-6318-7920. Send to Him Your Full Name, Address, Tel:No, And A scan Copy Of Your Identification Thanks, Sgt, Sherri GALLAGHER For United Nations Liaison Office

Saturday, February 24, 2018

CONGRATULATIONS

Congrats to my mother, Gloria Newsome, who turned 95 today (Feb 24).