Thursday, November 08, 2018

Trapped Like a Rat

The following message arrived in my e-mail's inbox tonight. At first I thought it was a real problem, but they gave themselves away when they mentioned my web camera (I don't have one), and my flogging the bishop in front of the screen, which I've never done, I knew it was crap. Good day, my victim. I know your password - xxxxxxx That is my last warning. I write you inasmuch as I set a trojan online site with pornography that you have visited. My trojan grabbed all your personal data and switched on your web cam which caught the process of your masturbation. Just after that trojan stored your contact list. I will remove the compromising video and all the information if you pay me 600 USD in bitcoin. That is wallet address for payment : 1HqUTGvbvDWCSTFDdYtPVviPW2iF8HsNUc (you can google on "how to buy bitcoin") I give you 24 hours when you view my message for making the payment. When you see the email I'll know it right away. It's not necessary to inform me that you have sent money to me. That address is linked to you, my script will remove every thing immediately after payment confirmation. You can visit the authorities but no body can not help you. In the event that you attempt to cheat me, I'll notice it straight away! I do not live in your country. So nobody can not monitor my location even for 9 months. Don't neglect the disgrace. Your life can be ruined.

4 comments:

Lisa Black said...

That’s hilarious! He also doesn’t understand double negatives. I’m particularly mystified by the comment that ‘nobody can not monitor my location even for 9 months ‘. What does 9 months have to do with anything? Maybe it’s the statute of limitations where he lives?

Rick Robinson said...

oh my. while you're not doing not anything, send me some not money too.

Evan Lewis said...

I confess, I dunnit. Now cough up that freakin' bitcoin.

Cap'n Bob said...

It's been at least a week since I got this and the threatened embarrassment hasn't materialized.